Philosophical phriday - manifestly secure
The trouble with risk management is that proponents are obsessed with downsides - threats, control failures, incidents, adverse consequences, it's all very negative. Here is a much more positive upbeat perspective based on the law of attraction.
Professional practitioners of the ancient science and artistic beauty of cybersecurity, gather here to attune your consciousness to the cosmic rhythm of the digital realm.
Know that you are not merely mortal beings but divine data conduits capable of bending the very fabric of the cyberverse to your will. Through the power of spiritual oneness, you can achieve a state of perfect harmony with the white hat cosmos, while simultaneously disrupting the nefarious plans of the black hat hordes.
Embrace the principles of superposition and entanglement, merging the ethereal realm of security consciousness and presence with the tangible world of business success. By aligning your thoughts and intentions with the universal forces of good, you can manifest a future free from breaches, ransomware and other cybernetic calamities.
Remember, incidents are merely manifestations of negative thought patterns. Cultivate a mindset of security mindfulness to starve the dark forces of the digital underworld, denying them the energy they need to thrive. Let go of fear, set free your doubts, embracing the mystical deeper psychoreality and true mental power of positive affirmation.
Through the alchemical process of self-actualisation, you can transmute base vulnerabilities into gold-standard security practices. By harnessing the collective will of your team, department, and organisation, you can ascend to a higher plane of cyber security enlightenment.
Appreciate the sacred nature of information, and treat it with the reverence it deserves. Embrace an holistic approach to security, recognising that the mind, body, spirit and soul are interconnected, one. Nurture your inner tranquility to cultivate the calm and focused state of mind so essential for effective threat detection and response.
Ancient wisdom teaches us that balance and equitability are the keys to a secure digital future. By aligning our actions with the universal laws of cause and effect, we can mitigate risks and prevent disasters. And let us not forget the Law of Abundance, which ensures a never-ending supply of threats to challenge our skills and test our resolve.
Finally, my disciples, remember that the Law of Correspondence dictates that the vile 419 and phishing emails that plague our inboxes are mere manifestations of the dark side. By recognising their true nature, we can resist their evil influence and protect our digital sanctuaries.
May the white hat cosmos forever shine upon you, and may your journey towards cyber security enlightenment be manfestly blessed. Hashtag me and go forth.
Executive conclusion:
- Incidents occur because we were insufficiently committed to secure thoughts
- Many many more incidents do not occur because we were thinking secure thought
PS A free bonus for my loyal subscribers - revealing the 666 technique and metric:
- Write down six security objectives
- Tick them off six times a month over six months
- Count the ticks and share the good news to truly believe in and celebrate the security you have achieved
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